Porch Gorilla 

Noun- A fat person of the negro race sitting on front porch drinking grape soda, hennesy, eating watermelons while subjecting other porch monkeys to eating bananas. Can be found, rarely, in albino colors most often in trailer parks.

Noun-A disgustingly fat black person.

Noun-A fat person preferably a negro.

See also porch monkey

1."Man dude I almost crap myself when I drove by a band of Porch Gorillas the other day."

2."Look at that Chunky Porch Gorilla there."

3."Hey look a porch monkey!"
"That's no porch monkey, that's a porch gorilla!"

Porch Gorilla by Pedophiles United May 10, 2010

Gorilla Perch 

A location where black people gather in large numbers.

"Hey man, where are you at?"

"Just passing the gorilla perch in front of the cafeteria."

Gorilla Perch by Castigated Clairvoyant February 5, 2013

Gorilla Pooch 

1. A gorilla's vagina.

2. A female of color's vagina.

3. A dumbass.

1. Dude do you see that gorilla pooch over there?

2. Shaquefah is a gorilla pooch.

3. Jeremy don't be such a gorilla pooch.

Gorilla Pooch by daGouch April 30, 2011