When one enters a public toilet to discover the previous occupant has decided it’s time for some Italian cuisine.
One must recognise when a poo has been left in a toilet, the next logical step is to create a porcelain lasagne.
Recipe:
Meat - Poo
Cheese - Smegma
Béchamel Sauce - Semen
Pasta Sheets - Bog roll
Prep time - User discrepancy
Serves - 4-6
Preheat your oven to 180° C
Reverse Kangaroo - recommended
One must recognise when a poo has been left in a toilet, the next logical step is to create a porcelain lasagne.
Recipe:
Meat - Poo
Cheese - Smegma
Béchamel Sauce - Semen
Pasta Sheets - Bog roll
Prep time - User discrepancy
Serves - 4-6
Preheat your oven to 180° C
Reverse Kangaroo - recommended
Holy fuck, someone has started a porcelain lasagne in this toilet, see you soon boys, it’s time for the cheese layer.
by facelymilkington September 15, 2021
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