a noun describing police that wont leave you alone
usually detaining you for doing no wrong and always trying to make you admit to a crime you may or may not ahve comitted
they flash their lights all the time sometimes you feel like their own celebrity they love stopping you so much
"i get pulled over at least once a week for nothing except a overly polite conversation"
"you gotta watch out for the poporazzi they're always looking to blow up your spot for shiggles"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.