3 minutes of mediocre coitus before the k kicks and he hits you with “ughhhh fuck I’m too ketted for this”
Her friend: “oh how was last night with that guy?”
Her: “eh, mediocre, he gave me the popey special”
Popey: “popey sucksssss!”
Her: “eh, mediocre, he gave me the popey special”
Popey: “popey sucksssss!”
by ShiftySAILOR January 28, 2019