When a poo hits the water to at such an angle that the water splash back cleans your pooy anus and surrounding gooch. Cleaning so you don't have to.
"Angus D, I just did the most efficient process known to man!"

"Enlightenment?"

"No, a poo wash"

"You lucky fucking cunt"
by Mike Raphael April 28, 2007
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