Polish Falcon 

When a person covertly drops ass in anothers work space, usually a cubicle. Usually done on the sly, like staging a fake conversation in the area around the cube or office, and then pointing your ass in the opening/door, and farting, and then walking away - as though nothing has happened. Polish Falcons are only effective with a silent fart, if you let a ripper or a popper out -- the gig is up.

I saw Mr. Baker vomit burp when he caught the smell of the Polish Falcon that Tony left in his cube.

Phector tried to deliver a Polish Falcon to Winston, but it was a popper and he shit his pants.

Polish Falcon by Crack O Da Ass February 8, 2005