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(Origin: English, Backwards spelling of Johns Hopkins "Go Hop" poster)

Any of a small species of small cute things of an indeterminate shape. Often exclaimed while poking someone's nose or ears. This is the funniest word known to man, so use care when uttering. It may cause uncontrollable laughter.
"Guess what guess what guess what!"

"What?"

"POHOG!"

"Hahahahahahaha! Heeheeheehee! Tee hee hee! Lol!"
Pohog by flowerchild52 August 7, 2012
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Poogin' around 

Performing nonchalant, laid-back acts usually associated with Zohair Hassan a.k.a "Poogneesh". Performing "Poogneesh-esque" acts.
Dude O:Where's Poogs?
Dude N: Probably Poogin' around. What have you been doing?
Dude O: Poogin' around.
Poogin' around by jibcheese December 19, 2011
Related Words
Pohog • poog • poogle • poogasm • Pooge • Pooger • poogas • poogie • Phog • poogina

Pooginity 

Noun: The state of never having engaged in sexual intercourse within the confines of the anal cavity.
While in an adventurous mood, Kyle lost his pooginity after he decided to try anal sex for the first time. He said that it was pretty crappy.
Pooginity by TurdzMasher112 January 2, 2013
A Poogloo is an igloo but instead of using ice to build it, you use shit, hence the name you choob. These are commonly found in Africa.
Mon’ air tae ma poogloo mate
Poogloo by Nich Gerr March 1, 2021

Pologize 

To simmer down, taking good time, having fun. Just taking some time of.
Let's go to Tuile to pologize.
Pologize by Morihalla April 15, 2023
one exalted or revered as supremely good. stud of the earth.
the poogene of the ancient world ruled over the heavens, the earth, the sea's
poogene by james3257 December 4, 2010
To phone someone in order to have that person look up something on the internet for you.
I don't know what Christian Bale's first movie either. Let's phoogle Kevin and find out.
phoogle by ozMKE August 10, 2006
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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