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A small lion that fits in one's pocket and is used to attack unsuspecting victoms. Pocketlions can be deflected, but if it's done too's too late.
"I have a lion in my pocket."
"Oh no, not a pocketlion!"
by CheebsF69 July 16, 2008
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May 15 Word of the Day
A few weeks ago, no one had β€œcheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: β€œAm I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed β€œI LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
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by Callmemaybe69 May 12, 2021
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A mini lion that is in your pocket. These creatures are thrown at unsuspecting victims and you scream "POCKETLION!" whilst throwing it. They are able to be deflected by the few selected creators of the pocketlion.
Sam: Hey Kalvin, what's up?
Sam: Deflected.
Kalvin: Damn.
by Maximillian Schmitt March 27, 2008
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a term for a yuppie or snobbish type as a joke of the lower class that has been based on the lion crest often found on polo shirts and near driveways
my friend john just gave his son a porsche for graduation. they are so pocket lion.
by irk March 04, 2008
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