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A very small, short Mexican Man. He appears to be 14 years old, but is actually 21 or older. He also speaks and understands very little english.

Interesting Facts about The Pocket Mexican:
1. Enjoys the company of drunk plus size and extremely tall women, which makes him look even smaller than he is in reality.
2. Follows these women around night clubs hoping that they will eventually get so drunk that they will need a ride home. The Pocket Mexican can then pounce on the drunken women, providing him with the sexual pleasure he has been denied by women his own size.
3. Mating rituals resemble a small Chihuahua humping a NFL player's leg.
1. Hey, that Pocket Mexican bought me 3 shots of Tequila, I think he's trying to fuck me.
2. Have you seen that Pocket Mexican following Megan around?
3. Pedro is my Pocket Mexican, he doesn't mind that I'm 6'4" and he is 5'3".
by Meredith (Miss M) August 10, 2006
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Jan 18 Word of the Day
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
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