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Player-Asshole
A cocky jerk who is a pro at pulling or picking up girls, usually categorized as "hoes" or "bitches."
Usually consists of sarcasm and blunt teasing. If they don't like it, remember it's just a hoe, there's more!
Did you see that guy get all of those hoes? He's such a Plasshole!
Only a Plasshole could call a girl a bitch and her like it.
PH-"Bitch you are so boring!"
Hoe- "hahahaha here's my number!"
Plasshole by RossDannySameer November 26, 2010
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Glasshole 

Noun. A person who wears Google Glass and refuses to remove it when directly interacting with other people, private gatherings, or public events. The general belief is that these people are photographing, recording, Googling, and Facebooking the people they're interacting with instead of focusing on the conversation or acting like a human being. In extreme cases this word is directly synonymous with stalker or creeper.
"Yeah, I ran into Bill. He wouldn't take off those damn Google spyglasses the entire time we were talking. What a glasshole."

"Look there, under the bleachers. Some glasshole is looking up women's skirts!"

"...So the glasshole meets this girl and looks her up online, finds out everything about her, and is waiting for her in her front yard when she gets home that night. That was when she maced him and called the cops."
Glasshole by Nix Nightbird July 5, 2013

Pablo Picasshole 

A pretentious, self-absorbed wannabe artist type. Can be found at coffee houses, poetry slams and 3rd rate art galleries discussing his "craft".
Person 1: That guy in the beret is insufferable. He won't shut up about his "inspiration"?

Person 2: Oh, you mean Pablo Picasshole?
Pablo Picasshole by JoePlacid January 16, 2011

Pasthole 

An asshole from your past.
That pasthole whose homework I did won't stop sleeping with whores.
Pasthole by tsarichka August 10, 2009

Glasshole 

Someone who uses Google Glass and is douchey about having this product.
Glasshole: "Still using a tablet, huh? I remember those. I've upgraded to Google Glass."

OR

Glasshole: "Excuse me, I was talking to my Google Glass. Not you."
Glasshole by PoopingMan April 18, 2014
noun: used to describe someone who is a retard, dumbass, fuckface or a any thing related to that
"That fuckin' pusshole took my money"

"Yo pusshole what's up?"
pusshole by DrMrPac March 14, 2009

passhole 

The idiot drivers that move steadily along, but suddenly increase speed when they wake up and realize you are passing them. If they succeed in blocking your opportunity to pass, they will immediately resume the former, annoying pace. If you pass them successfully, they will ride your bumper for a short time before returning to la-la land.
That's right you F%$&!@# passhole. Suddenly you're in a big F%$&!@# hurry!
passhole by Paul Laibach May 1, 2004
Word of the Day on February 15, 2013
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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