pititulus testortion (noun)- pititulus comes from the word petite, or small. Testortion is a combination of the words testicles and distortion, suggesting that there are distorted testicles involved. Pititulus testortion means a small distortion in the balls, such as one is significantly but not overwhelmingly larger than the other.
I have pititulus testortion.
Well, at least you don't have superduperultramegajigantorus testortion, like me.

by Big Mac or Mac Attack June 29, 2008
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