Pirate Houdini

a combo of a Houdini -doing a guy/girl from behind, spitting on his/her back, and ejaculating in his/her eye- and the Angry Pirate - ejaculating in his/her eye and giving him/her a peg leg.

Step 1: Do her/him from behind. Pull out before ejaculating and Spit on lower Back

Step 2: When the person turns around, you cum in their eye, which they will tend to by covering it with their hand, creating the effect of an eye patch. They will also make a weird grunt sounding much like a Pirate saying ARRRRG.

Step 3: Wait for the person to get up. Immediatly, once standing, kick that person in the shin, creating the effect of the peg leg

Step 4: Sit back and laugh at the person hopping around on one leg, covering their eye while screaming Arrrrrg from the top of their lungs!

Mike- "Last night, I busted the Pirate Houdini combo on my girl!"

Alex-"Did you laugh while she jumped around screaming ARG from the top of her lungs?"

Mike-"Sure Did!"

Pirate Houdini by The Bitch February 16, 2007

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Angry Houdini-Pirate

As a man is about to cum while doing a girl doggie style, the man pulls out and spits on her back, fooling her that he has jizzed on her back. When she turns around, the man gets her in the eye. When doing this, she will grunt in disapproval or anger, Then he kicks her in the shin. The girl will then limp around like a pirate with on eye closed

"Did you hear what Scotty did last night? He gave Brianna an Angry Houdini-Pirate!"

Angry Houdini-Pirate by broskiparty May 15, 2009

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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