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1. A man with an unusably small penis accompanied with "raisin" testicles. 2. Also know as someone with extraordinarily low body mass which can lead to the appearance of abs. 3. Lil smokies.
1. Aw poor guy. I saw him in the shower and he's got a total pippett!
2. Wow! did you see how scrawny that guy was!? he looked like a pippett!
3. Whats for lunch today? Pippett's dick.
Pippett by Timmy811 June 2, 2008
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Pimpette 

A real queen who can get men to do the things she want's and needs them to do. A powerful fearless woman who is not afraid to assert boundaries and leave relationships that are not beneficial to her life. A woman who has multiple men in her life who assist her in making sure that her affairs are taken care of.
The Pimpette had a man who took care of her sexual needs and another who fulfilled her emotionally. Tinisha was a serious Pimpette who surrounded herself with men who were willing to assist her in making life easier.
Pimpette by Tinishawah December 7, 2022
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Pipette Job 

A pipette job is given by a rare and gifted individual in the laboratory setting. The three stages of a good pipette job include 1. wetting the rim, 2. insertion of the pipette tip and beginning graceful movements up and down, and 3. pipette ejaculation, occuring at the same time as the final thrust of the hand giving the PJ.
"Jessica gives the best PJ's in lab, although Anthony comes in at a close second when giving a pipette job to male cells"

or

"Tris, you PJ'd the fuck out of those cells and made them break up."
Pipette Job by Mark Engleberry July 15, 2009

pimpette 

A chick who can get as many guys as she wants, keep them if their worth it, and get anything she wants out of them.
I have 3 boys giving me head, buying me jewels and they dont know i just use them, I am a pimpette
pimpette by Pink Princess July 14, 2003

pippitty poppitty gimme the zoppitty 

Used as a "black man phrase" in "The Office"

The phrase can be taken as "I'm here for the goods," or "show me the love."
When Michael and Darryl went to ask for a raise from their boss:

Darryl: Alright, bring it home Mike. And don't forget the new black man phrase I taught you."

Michael: "pippitty poppitty gimme the zoppitty."

Darryl: Yes, sir! Ill be right outside if you need me.

mouth pipetting 

Performing oral sex, especially on a scientist or laboratory worker
The attractive female lab tech asked about the dangers of mouth pipetting and if she was at risk to accidentally inhale the DNA sample she wanted to collect
mouth pipetting by DrHyde November 5, 2010

pimpette 

female pimp, female with large number of males around her
(insert name here) was being a pimpette when she went to the movies with 3 guys
pimpette by Link of Crocker January 27, 2008
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