From a scale of 1-11 she is a 9 / 11 Therapist who is obvious to spot if playing music, She looks completely harmless but tease her with a nature valley (Specifically Canadian Maple) She will scratch you until you’re bleeding internally physically and mentally. Can be nice or can be an absolute menace to society if not within a 10 metre radius of her Black Boyfriend. Oh and also sometimes has a dirty mind.
Nicknames include:
Pipperoni
Pipsqueak
Piper Cherokee
Pipeline
Nicknames include:
Pipperoni
Pipsqueak
Piper Cherokee
Pipeline
Me: “So anyways I erected a 15-20 foot branch with a bit of seal skin on it and…”
Pip: *Looks at me slowly with a worried and suspicious smile*
Me: “PIP I AM TALKING ABOUT THE FUCKING TREE. STOP THINKING I AM TALKING ABOUT RHYMES!”
Pip / Philippa
Pip: *Looks at me slowly with a worried and suspicious smile*
Me: “PIP I AM TALKING ABOUT THE FUCKING TREE. STOP THINKING I AM TALKING ABOUT RHYMES!”
Pip / Philippa
by AGuyFromBelize June 12, 2025