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Pimpathetic 

A pimps compassion displayed to his "Hoes" but with a reserved mannerism in which the pimp's actions are not perceived as a sign of weakness but perceived as a caring but firm operator.

The word pimpathetic was created by Joseph A. Gekko in 2009. While recording an album, SONNY IZZO An American White Rapper, was impressed by the word and it's meaning that he decided to use it in one of his songs named Mazaratti Joe.
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Pimpathetic by Rainmaker31312003 November 6, 2009
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Simpathetic 

Having or showing the simptoms of being a simp. The adjective to describe a simp.
Girl: Ugh, I hate guys.

Guy 1: Ugh. I know right? Guys are the worst!

Guy 2: Bro, you're really being simpathetic with her?
Simpathetic by anonymous October 19, 2020

Simpathetic 

Poor kid likes that girl so much, her grandpa passed away but hes acting really simpathetic.
Simpathetic by Creed yuii June 28, 2021

Simpathetic 

A writing trope where a scorned lover is supposed to be sympathetic to the audience, but comes off as a Simp.
F. Scott: Gatsby is a disillusion lover
Audience reading the book: So, he is Simpathetic?
Simpathetic by Pineappleman684 September 8, 2020

simpathetic 

simps are pathetic. That's it.
A:omg karen is so hot,I should lick her foot so that I could fuck her.
B: wow you're so simpathetic.
simpathetic by Brian Problem April 19, 2020

Simpathetic 

Being sympathetic or having sympathy for someone when you are simping.
Im not gonna be simpathetic towards you, I promise. I truly mean my kind regards.
Simpathetic by cryowizard October 10, 2021

Simpathetic 

An individual who is "sympathizing" with a girl. They would be considered a simp for leaving prior acquaintances and pathetic for needing a girl that badly.
Ken was being simpathetic man, he left us to play with a random girl he just met instead of us.
Simpathetic by Derpeldore August 14, 2023
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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