Pillow Sexual
Pillow Sexual by FrostyWIllBombTheTimeOfTheCloc July 24, 2018
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pillowsexual by kyo damsa sohma July 3, 2010
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Pillowsexual
A person who has strong romantic feelings to any form of pillow (e.g. body pillow or normal pillow).
Person 1: "Hey bro can I come over to you r place later?"
Person 2: "Sure let me clean up my room there are a lot of pillows in here."
Person 1: "Bro are you Pillowsexual?"
Person 2: "Yeah bro."
Person 1: "I accept you bro."
Person 2: "Thanks bro."
Person 2: "Sure let me clean up my room there are a lot of pillows in here."
Person 1: "Bro are you Pillowsexual?"
Person 2: "Yeah bro."
Person 1: "I accept you bro."
Person 2: "Thanks bro."
Pillowsexual by Mr Helix May 2, 2022
pillowsexual
when you can't stop humping your pillow to the point where you're attracted to it and name it and give it clothes
pillowsexual by gayestard March 29, 2021
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Pillowsexual by Saeneonchii March 10, 2021
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Pillowsexual by Hi im pErfectLy Perfect no hid January 22, 2021
Pillowsexual
Pillowsexuality is the sexual attraction from a human towards a pillow. Pillowsexuals are often virgins and are between the age of 16-43 but in rare cases can be aged from late 60's to early 80's. When a pillowsexual engages in sexual interactivity with a pillow, they tend to slit a hole in the outer material, leaving just enough space for the man, or woman in some cases, to replicate the female genetalia. If a person believes they are a pillowsexual, 9/10 times they will keep it a secret although in the odd time they don't, it is most likely they will tell a psychiatrist if help is needed or maybe just a few friends for a laugh.
Person 1:"Hey that guy's kinda cute".
Person 2:"Are you kidding? I heard he was a pillowsexual".
Person 1: *Spews all over the floor contemplating how they could possibly have been remotely interested in such a sick weirdo*.
Person 2:"Are you kidding? I heard he was a pillowsexual".
Person 1: *Spews all over the floor contemplating how they could possibly have been remotely interested in such a sick weirdo*.
Pillowsexual by Batman is cool May 19, 2018
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A)
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B)
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A)
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