In a club, at the end of a night when the lights go on and all the remaining fat ugly girls scramble to find a guy that is drunk enough to bring them home
Kirkland Lake Guy One: "Dude, did you participate in the pig scramble?"
Kirkland Lake Guy Two: "Yeah, my girl was at least 250. I slayed that dragon".
Kirkland Lake Guy Two: "Yeah, my girl was at least 250. I slayed that dragon".
by Pathogens January 6, 2009
The act of taking a large, painful shit in a public bathroom, usually in the presence of another person who the will leave the vicinity of the bathroom feeling embarrassed for some reason.
Wow, I just got out of the bathroom and Im pretty sure that was the worse Pig Roast Scramble I've seen in a while!
by WootALoot December 14, 2009