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pisstures 

basically 'pisstures'are photos of you and your friends in which you are pissed(drunk,hammered etc).
'hey, can you send me those pisstures of yesterdays party?'

'Did anyone take any pisstures last night?'
pisstures by EM C HAMMER. March 7, 2009
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pissturbate 

Masturbating until you piss all over yourself as an alternative to ejaculating.
I just pissturbated and now I'm covered in my own piss.
pissturbate by urbanspaceman June 18, 2016

Pistuffley 

When your grandpa poops, saves it for 8 years, bakes a pie with it, then you take it and shove it roughly inside your asshole

Pronounced: PIH - STOO - FLEE
"Finally, the pistuffley is complete! Thanks grandpa! I love you with all of my heart!"

"Anytime, sonny boy."
Pistuffley by Matt Markel May 21, 2008

Pissturbation 

To be masturbating, and then have to piss while doing so.
Nintenjoe was so drunk after the 3 beers he drank, that he pissturbated.
Pissturbation by ICB4LIFE January 25, 2005
A extreme stupid person. But you can't call them 'stupid', so you call them 'pid-stu'.
STUPID = STU-PID = PID-STU
1: You are so... pid-stu!
2: You are so mean! I am telling on you!
2: Teacher!

TEACHER: yes?

2: 1 called me a mean name!
TEACHER: What did they call you?

2: uhh... pid-stu?
TEACHER: What does that mean?
2: I dunno.
TEACHER: Tell me when 1 does something that is actually mean.
1: Hahaha! You are such a pid-stu 2!
pid-stu by Emma-NEM March 16, 2021

Padsturbate 

the act of using an Ipad to view porn and masturbate.
Jimmy was so horny, he snuck into the upstairs bathroom and Padsturbated.
Padsturbate by Stonecartier July 9, 2011
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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