Pidstu 

A flipping of the syllables in stupid, invented by first-graders in that blissful year where the word stupid is a horrible swear.

Person 1: "That's so stupid!"
Person 2: "Oh my gosh, what did you just call it?"
Person 1: "Oh, sorry, it's so pidstu, then."

Pidstu by Borkborkbork August 14, 2010

pisstures 

basically 'pisstures'are photos of you and your friends in which you are pissed(drunk,hammered etc).

'hey, can you send me those pisstures of yesterdays party?'

'Did anyone take any pisstures last night?'

pisstures by EM C HAMMER. March 7, 2009

pissturbate 

Masturbating until you piss all over yourself as an alternative to ejaculating.

I just pissturbated and now I'm covered in my own piss.

pissturbate by urbanspaceman June 18, 2016

Pistuffley 

When your grandpa poops, saves it for 8 years, bakes a pie with it, then you take it and shove it roughly inside your asshole

Pronounced: PIH - STOO - FLEE

"Finally, the pistuffley is complete! Thanks grandpa! I love you with all of my heart!"

"Anytime, sonny boy."

Pistuffley by Matt Markel May 21, 2008

Pissturbation 

To be masturbating, and then have to piss while doing so.

Nintenjoe was so drunk after the 3 beers he drank, that he pissturbated.

Pissturbation by ICB4LIFE January 25, 2005

pid-stu 

A extreme stupid person. But you can't call them 'stupid', so you call them 'pid-stu'.
STUPID = STU-PID = PID-STU

1: You are so... pid-stu!
2: You are so mean! I am telling on you!
2: Teacher!

TEACHER: yes?

2: 1 called me a mean name!
TEACHER: What did they call you?

2: uhh... pid-stu?
TEACHER: What does that mean?
2: I dunno.
TEACHER: Tell me when 1 does something that is actually mean.
1: Hahaha! You are such a pid-stu 2!

pid-stu by Emma-NEM March 16, 2021

Padsturbate 

the act of using an Ipad to view porn and masturbate.

Jimmy was so horny, he snuck into the upstairs bathroom and Padsturbated.

Padsturbate by Stonecartier July 9, 2011