A pickle of which has gained the gift of sentient life to ravage the unforgiving teens of Scotland, Ireland, England and whales.

Or a rusted coin fetish
Angus - "I was honestly terrified last night, a Pickle Penny was outside me house last night, it broke it and watched me from the corner, touching itself"

Aaron - "oh god! pickles are very scary though, especially ones that have gained the gift of life"

Angus - "the fuck is a pickle?"
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