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Photothot 

A woman who takes promiscuous pictures and pretends to be a "bad bitch" on social media (especially Instagram), for the sake of likes and attention. In reality, she is most probably not about that life
"She ain't really bad, she a photothot"

- Kanye West.

Amber Rose and Blac Chyna are just photothots
Photothot by Chukssss July 10, 2015

Photoholic 

A person who has a constant need to stop and take pictures every few minutes (usu. when on vacation or during a new experience).
Nina: Hang on! Mark, take a picture of me by the sign.
Mark: You know, we don't have to stop every 20 seconds to snap pictures. I swear you're a photoholic.
Photoholic by That Guy With The Face September 6, 2013

Photoshop Miracle  

Whenever someone looks great online thanks to today's technology, but in real life is a fucking hideous abomination upon the eyes of the human body.
Girl was a Photoshop Miracle she looked so much better online.

Photohater

A person who dislikes being photographed.
Alex: Let's take a selfie.
Nikita: I don't wanna.
Alex: Quit being such a photohater.
Photohater by Bromozome January 27, 2018

bathroom photoshoot

A bathroom photoshoot is a photo session that takes place in a bathroom. Usually these are self portraits taken in the bathroom in front of a mirror. These portraits are intended to be uploaded into social networking sites such as myspace or facebook. Pictures are taken of one's reflection in a mirror or the camera is simply held out at arms reach to get a snapshot.
Ellen's bathroom photoshoot pics came out bad! You could see dirty towels and trash all over the floor in the background. Her abs looked nice though.
bathroom photoshoot by FASH1976 November 4, 2009

Photoshop 

An advanced image editing application made by Adobe which is available on Windows and Mac. Its first version was made in 1988. It's probably been pirated by basically everyone who has it installed on their computer.
Who the heck would buy Photoshop? It costs like $700.
Photoshop by rfrsiopgjdog January 6, 2015