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A phantom poop is when there is no evidence of a poop you have just done.

Menace being not checking to see if wiping is necessary.

A combination of the two being a phantom menace poop.
Yo John, I just phantom menace pooped that toilet so bad.
by a small Asian man September 27, 2011
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