phallus face 

A person that is being a dick head. Or my brother.

Oh em gee - chris is teh über lame, what a total phallus face!

phallus face by Psychotic Lolita January 23, 2006

Phallus face mclain 

Anyone whom has a face resembling that of a penis, or anyone who needs to be quickly dissed.

Nerdster : Have you seen my glasses anywhere?

(While casually stepping down upon his glasses)
You : Fuck you Phallus face mclain.

Phallus face mclain by Busy Blake February 27, 2008