Pewston

1. Term for Houston, TX that refers to the large number of smelly oil refineries on the ship channel that can be smelled for miles on a hot Texas day.

2. The part of Houston, TX that contains oil refineries.

My air conditioner is broken and I don't want to drive around Pewston with my windows down.

by theavocado April 25, 2006

Peestone

The nickname for Keystone Light, although cheap it tastes like piss. 30 for $10, you can't go wrong.

Adam: "Dude, my sister stole all my Heineken's!"
Josh: "Fuckin' Adam, I'll go snag some Peestone for us."

by Jmean October 8, 2007

perstona

A personality that is common for stoners.

Guy: Mikey looks like he don't give a fuck
Girl: That's because he doesn't. He's baked right now.
Guy: I knew he toked! He's got a total perstona!

by biiiaaatttchhhhh May 22, 2013

pewskonger

A vulgar insult. A mix between the words "peeyu" (you know, that term you use when something smells bad) and "skunk".

I can't believe you stole my chocolate milk, you pewskonger.

by Rachel January 28, 2005

peaston

What happens when one misses the toilet seat and sprays the floor

I don't know whats wrong with me, i've been doing peastons all the time lately :-(

by muhahha September 24, 2005

perston

person with a t...some one who is too dumb to be able to say PERSON.

Miranda is a perston

by shmabob April 11, 2004

pewton

1) Unit of measurement to describe stink - one pewton is equivalent to a raised eyebrow. 1 million pewtons generates a nasty taste in your mouth and 1 billion pewtons causes your eyes to water.

Cat poop has 8 billion pewtons compared to dog poop's 3 million pewtons.
Man! You must have eaten wings by the boatload last night! Your pewtons are off the charts!

by B-rizzleGadizzle October 17, 2013