Peurve 

That one guy that you know, and always manage to bump into during passing periods at school, but never talk to. And there's no actual reason for it, it's just that neither of you talk. (Note - this doesn't have to be at school. It could be at work, or at the AA meetings, or family gatherings. The place isn't important.)

"Hey, what happened between you and Jorge?"
"I don't know, we've been peurving it up this whole month."

"Have you seen Fransisco around lately?"
"Yeah, but the little peurve won't talk to me."

"Man, I lent my retainers to Larry last week, but ever since then he's been peurving everyone off and I can't get them back."

Peurve by M-Dubizzle February 1, 2010

perverpers

PvPers who kill in non PvP areas

No perverpers in the Art Gallery!

perverpers by KEKLEO January 10, 2021

Perverted chicken test 

A practical test to differentiate the kinky from the perverted. Do they use only feathers or the whole chicken?

Ben Dover was merely kinky, he used only the feathers, so he passed the perverted chicken test!

Perverted chicken test by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

Springfield Pervert 

An elderly homosexual pervert from Springfield, MA. He is obsessed with "pig fucking" and semen, he is very well-endowed, and he often calls random people in order to engage them in explicitly sexual conversations.

The Springfield Pervert called me last night. He said he would pig fuck me.

Springfield Pervert by analmaniac_666_69 July 11, 2012

closet pervert 

A person who pretends to not be perverted, but really is.

I saw Sam staring at her ass, he is such a closet pervert.

closet pervert by that bbw chick March 13, 2015

perverse family

something very…very…unsettling on twitter… contains extreme kinks, someone shit in someone’s mouth, a girl coochie got suctioned out of her body, and a lot of incest.

how tf did they stick the whole leg in? how does the organ even function after that? why did they have so much bottled cum? so many questions…

after clicking that link that led to the perverse family video im traumatized…should’ve minded my own goddamn business..

perverse family by traumatizedperson November 22, 2021

pervez 

(Verb) To cold-call someone into a video conference or group chat; to bring someone into an online meeting, without waiting for that person to join.

Barry: We just need to wait for Terry so that he can update us on these figures.
Kevin: No time, I'm going to pervez Terry now.

pervez by Beck13 September 23, 2020