Petty Poetry

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Poetry made by a Petty Poet, usually consisting of few and short lines, using modern words.

Petty Poetry would look something like:

The man persistently attacked his cat.
The cat lied on his head like a hat.
The man grew exasperated and hit the wall,
The pain made him gasp and start to fall.

Nothing like that of famous poets such as Shakespeare or Adrianus.

Petty Poetry by Arranttehfurball May 30, 2010

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Petry

a short fat bitch who cares all about religion and puts shit on exams that you never discussed in class.

"God Bless you child"

Petry by Dustan January 12, 2005

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mr.petry

mr.petry is what maryam would call, a fucking dilf.

"what's mr.petry look like to you?"

Maryam: "a dilf"

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Analisia Marie Petry

Analisia Marie Petry, a very pretty but insecure girl who normally hates her friends but loves her real friends and of corse her boyfriend <3

Analisia Marie Petry is a very hot beautiful girl but she jus has to be taken

Analisia Marie Petry by Analisia September 28, 2021

Petry Pizza

A pizza like food. Typically consists of a dough topped with used syringes, spooge, used condoms, tampons. All on top of a KY sauce, with melted cheese on top.

Dude, I'm going to order some pizza. What flavor should I get, Petry Pizza?

Petry Pizza by cfoye130 December 11, 2007

Mr.Petry

Mr.petry is a music teacher who half the school thinks is a dilf

jack- "you know Mr.Petry, right?"
Rachel- "yeah he is such a dilf

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Analisia Petry

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Oh my goodness Analisia Petry is so beautiful and amazing I love her so much and I never want anyone else

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

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Galantir

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murderhobo

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

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