Pestual 

A lazy ass dog, who burps after eating so much food that there belly protrudes so much it looks like a rock and is a pest worst then a pustual on your face.

Harley just burped out a whole piece of dog food on the mattress, wow, she is such a pestual.

Pestual by CJGje March 17, 2017

Pestulous 

Pestulous -
Note: This term most often applies to kids and the perplexing things they do.
1. The act of being a real pest.
2. Considerably more annoying than usual.

Usage -
"You kids are being especially pestulous today."

Pestulous by Steve & Sarah's Dad:) July 27, 2018

pectual attraction 

(noun)(1)A non-sexual attraction to male pecs. A pectual attraction is not a fetish, simply a strong wish to feel or examine male pec muscles. One with a pectual attraction would simply evaluate pecs like one would evaluate hairstyles or clothing styles. Also known as a pectual obsession. (2) When a girl goes out with a guy purely because he has nice pecs.

(1)
*Girl1 feels Guy1's pec*
Girl1: hmm, very nice, not to hard, not too soft...
Guy1: OMG! WTF! I dont like you that way!
Girl1: Relax! It's only a pectual attraction!

(2)
Girl1: OMG! can you belive that Julie and Brad are going out? Only last week she was talking about how much she hated him!
Girl2:Yeah, but then she saw him shirtless. It's only a pectual attraction.

pectual attraction by Celeste G. February 28, 2008

Pestuello 

A poor, poor, beautiful goat, with an unfortunate fate. Also see Pestulio.

The legend of Pestuello:

Once upon a time, there was a goat named Pestuello. Pestuello was a beautiful goat with a lean, muscular body and long, flowing hair. One day Pestuello went for a walk in the woods. As he turned around a tree, he saw a herd of cannibal goats. They first devoured his legs, then his body, and arms. They then shrunk his head and wore it as a necklace. This was Pestuello's end.

**Write the short version in your math book:
There once was a goat named Pestuello. One day, Pestuello went on a walk in the woods. As he turned around a tree, he saw a herd of cannibal goats. They ate Pestuello. The end.

Pestuello by cato December 23, 2003

Pestulant

Being a nasty little pest. A small terror. Like a plague but not as deadly.

Johnny, why are you such a pestulant child?! That’s the 5th birdhouse you have blown up with fireworks and M80’s, this year alone!

Pestulant by Stefan Rusell February 20, 2019

Pan-Petual 

You like the animal for its personality and quirks not for its species.

You do not have pet preferences based on physical traits.

Q. Are you a cat or dog person?

A. Neither, I'm Pan-Petual.

Pan-Petual by Miss Chiph January 27, 2023

pestulio 

I am what I am, if you steal my name... then screw you.

I am PesTuLio

pestulio by semaJ December 23, 2003