A lazy ass dog, who burps after eating so much food that there belly protrudes so much it looks like a rock and is a pest worst then a pustual on your face.
Harley just burped out a whole piece of dog food on the mattress, wow, she is such a pestual.
Pestulous -
Note: This term most often applies to kids and the perplexing things they do.
1. The act of being a real pest.
2. Considerably more annoying than usual.
(noun)(1)A non-sexual attraction to male pecs. A pectual attraction is not a fetish, simply a strong wish to feel or examine male pec muscles. One with a pectual attraction would simply evaluate pecs like one would evaluate hairstyles or clothing styles. Also known as a pectual obsession. (2) When a girl goes out with a guy purely because he has nice pecs.
(1)
*Girl1 feels Guy1's pec*
Girl1: hmm, very nice, not to hard, not too soft...
Guy1: OMG! WTF! I dont like you that way!
Girl1: Relax! It's only a pectual attraction!
(2)
Girl1: OMG! can you belive that Julie and Brad are going out? Only last week she was talking about how much she hated him!
Girl2:Yeah, but then she saw him shirtless. It's only a pectual attraction.
A poor, poor, beautifulgoat, with an unfortunate fate. Also see Pestulio.
The legend of Pestuello:
Once upon a time, there was a goat named Pestuello. Pestuello was a beautifulgoat with a lean, muscular body and long, flowing hair. One day Pestuello went for a walk in the woods. As he turned around a tree, he saw a herd of cannibal goats. They first devoured his legs, then his body, and arms. They then shrunk his head and wore it as a necklace. This was Pestuello's end.
**Write the short version in your math book:
There once was a goat named Pestuello. One day, Pestuello went on a walk in the woods. As he turned around a tree, he saw a herd of cannibal goats. They ate Pestuello. The end.