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Persian Male Complex 

Persian Male Complex occurs in mainly Persian men, though it can be applied to all men of Middle eastern descent, not specifically Persians. Symptoms include a strong need for the submissive maternal-wife figure who will not pursue any meaningful career in order to care for her 9 children, preferably all boys to carry on the strong, dominant paternal genes. PMC creates the need for the man to be the dominant figure in the household and to be the sole breadwinner of the family, in order for him to assert his dominance and feel secure in his own masculinity. PMC does not come in one shape or form and it affects men and boys of all ages. There is the possibility for early on set PMC--there is no cure, however, it can be treated to a manageable state.

How to identify PMC in your friends, relatives, and loved ones:
-Obsessive masculinity
-Misogynistic tendencies
-Calls soccer "football"
-FIFA
-Aggressively witty
-Hair gel
-Mama's boy
-Favorite artist is Kanye West
-Polo shirts & Armani cologne
Dude, his Persian Male Complex is off the charts; Arman has hardcore PMC.
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026