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Penis Pimple 

1- Boyle on your dick

2- Irritation from shaving vaginas

3- When you're enjoying a nice slice of pizza and the grease falls onto your dick (because ofc you're naked). The penis skin absorbs the grease and acts as an Olay moisturizer. Painful pimples form and spew hot tomato sauce until completely deflated.
Joshua : Shit, you eatin' pizza naked again?
Nick : Fuck no, I don't need another penis pimple
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Penis pimple 

“My sister is a penis pimple from hell the ruined my life”
Penis pimple by Shesabitchtrustme December 2, 2017

Purple Penis Pimple Popper

One who pops pimples with a purple penis
Michael Hobaica is a purple penis pimple popper

Penispumple 

A large blister or cyst like growth created from overuse of a penis pump.
Jack: My junk hurts.
Jill: Damn, that's the biggest penispumple I've ever seen!
Penispumple by Crippey Boy June 13, 2014

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004