PendulArm

Whilst walking, one swings the arms in an
aggressive & sometimes uncontrollable manner perpendicular to the body, in an attempt to gather momentum & propel the body forward thus compensating for an inability to move efficiently.

This characteristic is often exhibited by more rotund individuals, to overcome the high level of inertia whilst initiating movement.

“Watch out!” exclaimed Simon, “You were almost knocked the f*ck out by that pendularm!”

by Nicky Mabbs May 12, 2018

Pendulaphobia

The fear of hanging or swinging objects. Not to be confused with Kinetiphobia (the fear of movement).

The person who fears things like swings, pendulums, or wind chimes might have Pendulaphobia.

by pinkprincessbride May 7, 2020

Pendulum of Freedom

When a man stands with his feet more than shoulder width apart and swings his hips to make his testicles sway.

After catching a touchdown pass, the tight end put his hands on his hips and engaged the pendulum of freedom.

by Schmuckums February 18, 2011

Pendulum's Promise

A phrase not used much any more but still used by very few, it mean's that Everything and Everyone will eventually die no matter what.

The Pendulum's Promise is never wrong in death or life.

by Green Meenie November 26, 2006

sperm pendulum

When a porn actress blows a guy and he cums. She then lets a big glob leak out of her mouth for the camera and instead of dripping off, it swings back and forth from her chin or from the guy's cock.

Man, did you see the sperm pendulum hanging off that girl's chin in that last scene?

by LarsGunblade August 6, 2020

pendulum tits

A pair of very large breasts that swing around during doggy-style sex.

Man, she's got some great pendulum tits!

by B.S. Insurgent September 6, 2006

Pendulum-Sledgehammer

The sex move named when an old man with saggy nuts, fucks another doggy-style. During the while his nuts swing up between the other's legs and hit them in the jaw, knocking them out cold.

Doctor: I'm not sure how to explain this, but your grandmother passed away. She couldn't return from the coma she was in after your grandfather hit her with his Pendulum-Sledgehammer.

by Fierce Hans May 5, 2014