Peggulated 

To have an adverse affect on a computer resource because you A) don't fully understand the application that you're using; B) don't possess the good grasp of the operating system you're using it on the way you think you do; C) don't have a functional understand of how a network functions; D) haven't involved the correct people in your "project" who can help you with any of those things; and E) screw up a production service or services as a result of the above because you "Pegged" a computer resource that wasn't designed to do what you're expecting to do in the first place.

"Uh oh, the datacenter DS3 utilitization just jumped from 5% to 100% utilization."

"Already looking into it... looks like the SMS server again. Probably deploying OS patches."

"I thought they scheduled that to take place at 3AM."

"Musta been Peggulated."

Peggulated by Jehster July 3, 2008

Perpulated 

perpulated

I crashed my car, its perpulated.

Perpulated by Redfabrication October 13, 2019

Perculated 

When somebody is under the influence of a percocet or another opioid substance

I popped a perc, im perculated

Perculated by 2004buddha September 14, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008