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Sleeper Peeper 

A boner that arises at the moment when you are close to falling asleep, but becomes so uncomfortable that you must push back your sleep and instead focus on getting the boner flaccid. Typically one rids themselves of this type of erection by removing underwear or whatever they were sleeping in, and then not letting the peeper touch anywhere else, as that may keep the boner going. It may take awhile.
Dude 1: Yo man I got no sleep last night.
Dude 2: Damn that sucks. What happened?
Dude 1: Sleeper peeper bro. Shit didn't go away for hours.
Dude 2: I feel you dude.
Related Words

panty-peeler 

something said or done that is almost sure to get a chick to sleep with you.
a candlelit dinner with rose petals could be a huge panty-peeler.
panty-peeler by melshore August 17, 2009

paint peeler

A fart that smells so unbelievably bad that the paint starts to bubble off the walls.
Dude, did someone slaughter a calf in here or is that one of your paint peelers?

pixel peeper 

1) A digital photographer who magnifies photographs on the computer screen to critically evaluate image resolution at the pixel level. Commonly used as a derogatory remark to describe:
a) A photography n00b who erroneously believes that the quality of a digital camera is determined solely by the number of megapixels.
b) Insecure troll who frequents digital camera forums to religiously proclaim how his/her camera pixel count is greater than yours.
c) Wanna be photographer who debates about pixel count all day but doesn't have the talent to take a half-decent photograph.
I grow tired following the thread of verbal diarrhea left behind by that pixel peeper.

Why don't you pixel peepin' trolls get some sunshine this week and take a photograph or two?
pixel peeper by mcham November 18, 2005

Slit Peeper

Someone that spies on a girl's pink spot while she pisses/shits.
"Close the blinds while you take a shit, honey. I hear the new neighbor is a real slit peeper."
Slit Peeper by slitpeeper#1 May 17, 2009

peeler joint 

Gino - "Hey Tony, what are we doing after Pino's stag?"

Tony - "We're going to a peeler joint, where else? Probably go to the Pro, and then we'll go to Hands From Heaven for a rub and tug, too!!"