Peanut Butter Scoop

A "hip twisting" penis thrust - both to the left or to the right - during sex - causing friction - thus ensuing in maximum pleasure - but resembling a "finger scoop" in the peanut butter jar. Very popular with old Italian guys, who at their age...still wanna "give it to their old lady the hard way".

Uncle Santo just "PEANUT BUTTER SCOOPED" the shit outta Aunt Rosie. Her "poo-kyock" is still smokin'. Madonna mi...she could barely walk.

Peanut Butter Scoop by Eddie Monahan Staten Island NY July 22, 2009

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Two Scoops of Peanut Butter

A sex act where the man dips his testicles (one at a time) into the consensual sex partners anus and proceeds to then put said testicles into the parters mouth. The brownish fecal matter on the testicles gives the scroctum the appearance of being two scoops of peanut butter

Last night we were so drunk that she let me give her two scoops of peanut butter. We were both so ashamed this morning

Two Scoops of Peanut Butter by Ravenous Movie Fan #1 December 14, 2019

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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