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Payton Marshall

A little fairy that makes anal love to cute cats with scarfs.

Possibly gay.

almost got laid once but, managed to poop himself with getting his anus licked.

Lowers the fuck out of property value due to unearthly small genitals and long sex periods.

Spends most his days jerking his junk until purple or bleeding due to high speeds and friction of dry beating with tweezers.
"I just totally saw James pulling a Payton"

"My boyfriend is such a Payton, i was up all night"

"Payton Marshall likes men"
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paytan marshall 

the most beautiful girl in the world, loveable, smart, funny. also known as a master piece or pure perfectsion.
paytan marshall by 1997 nissan March 24, 2023

paytan marshall 

the most beautiful girl in the world, words cannot describe how amazing she is. other definitions include perfect, sublime, awesome, amazing , beautiful , earth angel.
paytan marshall by 1997 nissan March 24, 2023
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026