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Patented Julie Pull Through 

When driving, it's the act of pulling through an empty parking spot in a shopping center forgoing the need of backing up your vehicle.
(Driver): Starts car and pulls through open space in the parking lot.
(Passenger): "Hey, you just did the Patented Julie Pull Through!"

Patented Dick Burger 

The art of making your dick look like a hamburger by using your floppy aardvark as the meat and his twin hickory nuts as the bun. It's patented. Make your own.
"Dude my wife was being such a negative Nancy the other night so I hit her with that patented dick burger and she's all good now!"

Patented 

If you copy it I'll fucking kill you.
Person 1: This is my invention, its patented
Person 2: I'll just copy that...
Person 1: FIE UPON YOU!
(murders Person 2)
Patented by SpeckledJim November 17, 2010

Rash's Patented Quick Fix For Everything 

take the top layer of skin off with a knife and pour bleach on it

works for: poison ivy, chiggers, burns, cuts, scrapes, sunburn, chemical burns, AIDS, cancer, etc..
"DUDE! I had some wicked poison ivy, but i used Rash's Patented Quick Fix For Everything and got rid of it ASAP"

-"I think that chick last night might've had something. My crotch itches like hell."
+"You should try Rash's Patented Quick Fix For Everything"
-"OW!"

patointeligencja 

grupa osób, które uczęszczają do prestiżowych warszawskich liceów, jednocześnie balując dużo oraz używając używek
- Dlaczego nie poszedłeś do Batorego?
- Bo tam patointeligencja jest i nie chciałem się z takimi osobami zadawać
patointeligencja by pilavaler September 10, 2020
You're observant. Your mind tends to visualize several scenarios before they occur so that you can stay two steps ahead. You are open minded and quiet sensitive but you're strong. You can withstand any trial thrown at you as long as you have a clear goal in mind. You're super understanding and realistic. You're the rarest gem to walk this earth. Your soul is pure regardless of the many hardship you have endured because your past does not who you are. You love unconditionally because that is how you remain pure.
Blessed be the man who finds himself a patonenia, for she is rare.
Patonenia by Aneara November 23, 2021