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Pasty Pal 

A pasty pal is the accumulation of a minimum of 8hrs of ass-sweat mixed with a failed “quick wipe” after a hurried poop.
I had to get this jog in right after I crapped on the toilet. Now I gotta shower and get rid of this pasty pal.
Pasty Pal by TacoBangBang March 7, 2021
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Party pal 

A person who will look after your drunk ass and will stay with you and won't let you go with strangers

Saten:hey cutie

Me:im drunnnnk lets dance
Party pal: not today saten
Hey can u be my party pal
Party pal by Draco malfo July 26, 2019

the party palace 

A place where reoccurring epic parties happen.
Lets go to The Party Palace! I'm in need of a epic party.
the party palace by Nanton Willard October 5, 2013

Party Palace 

A place that looks calm and serine from the outside, but contains non-stop partying on the inside. This partying is due to many things, such as; "babe of the year", sweet "mini-fridge", old stereo, and mega-hottie "Jill of the Jungle".

Non-stop chillaxin also takes place in the palce of party.
Cool Guy #1: Where you goin?
Cool Guy #2: Dude! The Party Palace.
Cool Guy #1: Wow that's totally sweet, can I come?
Cool Guy #2: I dunno, can you handle non-stop party and chillaxin action?
Party Palace by Burt Ho! May 27, 2004

pasta pals 

Tony Tomato's group of misfit friends. His girlfriend, Elise, the douche pad. As well as his best buddy, Car, the cock.
"Those crazy pasta pals are always helping tony out when he gets those damned chubrock things. It really is too bad that the novelty of attaching a dildo to a food service mascot isn't present when the mascots are already sexual in nature. I mean come on, she is a douche pad and he is a cock."
pasta pals by andyfellovernet June 17, 2003

pasta palace 

Refers to a kind of house style seen across most Australian cities, named for their Italian style and the Italian people who built them.

Can be described in simple terms as "Tuscan or Mediterranean Villa" style, most likely constructed during 70s and 80s but many remain to this day. Will always be of brick and tile construction, occasionally have stucco cladding, make frequent use of arches and can be one or two storeys tall. Some of the more lavish designs will have Roman style columns, porticoes and concrete statues. Often have satellite dishes and may even have ceramic tiling on balconies and patios, are divided into many small rooms inside.
Estate agent: the next house is a Mediterranean style villa with a lot of charm.

Client (looking at photos): I wouldn't mind living in a pasta palace.
pasta palace by Jay-Dee-2991 February 20, 2018

Patsy Palmer

n. Can be used as a verb. A life hurricane, a ruiner of all good things, a leech, a careless fart (seems innocent at first but then mass destruction follows), non trustworthy. Not a friend. A fiend, a dope whore
1. Wow. What happened to that family nice family? Idk, looks like they got Patsy Palmered though
2. Hey let’s take that girl in (says friend to other friend) friend 2 says “nooo, she looks like a Patsy Palmer!”
3. Hey, you want to go ruin someone’s life today? We will start small but take everyone down surrounding this one person bc we can’t have our way. ‘Idk man, I don’t know any to be a Patsy Palmer!’
3. Hey, I’m in trouble what do I do? “Maybe you could convince someone you really care for them and they will take you in, and then when they trust you, you fuck them over to keep yourself out of trouble! That’s what a Patsy Palmer would do!
Patsy Palmer by Kiki The Sh*t May 10, 2024
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