Pasta Whore

One who has an addiction to pasta and eats an excessive amount on a scheduled basis. Also can be used as lubrication for masturbation.

Calum was angry because he didn't have any pasta to eat or rub on his genitals, the pasta whore.

by johnogroats12344 July 11, 2009

pastwhore

– noun
a woman who has, in the past, engaged promiscuous sexual intercourse, not necessarily for money. This woman is now aiming for respectability and has selective amnesia regarding her previous exploits and their frequency.

Carl- "Wow, that new girl down in HR is cute."

Dave- "Yeah but dude, she's a total pastwhore. Ask my buddy Ted."

by wordwoman October 12, 2008