Party Barge

A party barge is a homemade water-craft usually made out of plywood, with 55 gallon oil drums, or some other floaty shit, as pontoons to float the boat.

On the flat surface of a party barge, you can get drunk, and relax in lawn chairs as you cruise around in the water, picking up some Dime Pieces.

Most party barges are equipped with a mini fridge, a blender, and a Ghetto Blaster, so you can crank the tunes and keep your beverages cold as you make margaritas.

Guy 1: Dude you guys made this party barge?

Guy 2: Yeah we got some plywood and oil barrels at the dump.

Guy 1: Damn this thing is fucking nice!!

Guy 2: ikr

(Guy 1 and Guy 2 party the day away)

Party Barge by Rapehound June 24, 2011

party badge 

A bruise or injury received when intoxicated that isn't noticed until the next day.

I don't remember everything that happened last night but I woke up today covered in party badges.

party badge by MisterSerious February 11, 2009

badgers party 

A bunch of badgers peepee touching to no end

"Badgers Party should have an apostrophe. That is if it's your party, not a bunch of badgers peepee touching to no end."

badgers party by Papa via Guano September 29, 2012

Bagel Party

A gathering where the crowd is vastly comprised of females.

Gawd, Janet! There's NO men here! This place is a TOTAL bagel party!

Bagel Party by ComedyHostel September 25, 2013

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