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Pareau’s are very beautiful, loyal and kind people. They make you laugh and are always going out of their way to be nice. Hearing a Pareau’s laugh will brighten anyone’s day. Pareau’s are very athletic and love running they always get top place in competitions. Even when Pareau’s are angry and upset they try to hide it so that they don’t worry you.
If you find yourself a Pareau know that you are very lucky and hold onto her tight because she will always have your back.
“Is that a Pareau?!
Holy shit lets grab her!”
Pareau by Buzybee October 29, 2019
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paraudolia 

Paraudolia is the hearing of tunes, songs, and words where the are not found as usually defined. They are not created intentionally by man (or "aliens"). As in words heard on records played backwards. These are opposed to words, songs and tunes created intentionally by humans (or "aliens"). Also opposed to hearing words or melodies in raindrops, white noise, bell ringing, or when tired, as these are types of auditory hallucinations. Paraudolia is to sound, as pareidolia is to visual imagery.
"He played a Beatles record backwards and heard seven words in a row that had nothing to do with the sounds and music when played forward, it was pure paraudolia."
paraudolia by fred ressler September 22, 2008

pareunomania

Ever since my first fuck, I can’t seem to get enough. I guess I’m a pareunomaniac.”

Pareunomania

Compulsive Desire to have rough hard sex, when you’re a virgin.

Constantly thinking and dreaming of having someone’s hands wrapped around your throat,lips on yours,whispering the most dirtiest words in your ear while they pound themselves into you.

Fucking you senseless, hands tied, blindfolded, nipple clenchers attached,while they completely wreck you.

But yet you refuse to allow someone to use your kinks, and prefer to stay dreaming.

Most of the time this is caused by reading roamance books and having an attachment to fictional men.
A: “argh I want to be fucked so hard, with my hands tied, blindfolded. I dream and think of it everyday”

B: “ well why don’t you go to the club and get laid?”

A: “ because non of these guys can do it like the book men. I want a real life Zade Meadows, no one and I mean no guy comes close to fictional men

A: “ I think I have Pareunomania“
Pareunomania by Teal Van Doren August 28, 2023

preautifute 

When words cannot describe how beautiful a woman is, this word is the solution. Being a combination of pretty, beautiful, and cute, you get the best of all worlds.
That girl is so preautifute, i cant even look at her because my eyes cant handle it.
preautifute by jamesofett February 16, 2013

Preautiful 

A portmanteau of pretty and beautiful; used to describe someone so attractive and amazingly good-looking, to the point that everytime you see her (or him), your heart feels so warm as if it's melting while everything else in this world gets blurry. You just can't stop staring at this person and and are constantly astonished by how gorgeous she (or he) looks
Zarief just couldn't get over how preautiful Héloise is
Preautiful by CurryBoyofMlysia February 9, 2017
adj; The art of being 'pro'; Awesome.
"wow, that guy is preaux!"
"You mean the German way?"
"No douche bag, the French way!"
-Aaron Miller then proceeds to throw shit at Alex Oriani for being a tool.
preaux by Carl Ebling August 28, 2007