paper bag it

1 When you are having sex with a really ugly girl and you put a paper bag over her head to cover her uglyness
2 When your buddies make fun of you for liking a girl who is really ugly and you simply reply "paper bag it" as a response meaning "who cares"

"ewwww man you asked out that whale natasha?"
"Paper bag it!"

by Zach Cannuli July 3, 2005

Double Paper Bag It

Similar to Paper Bag It, where you put a paper bag over the head of a woman you are having sex with to cover her ugliness, to Double Paper Bag It is have sex with a woman so ugly, that is becomes necessary to cover your own head with a paper bag just in case her's comes off.

Dude 1: Hey what do you think about doing it with Maurice?
Dude 2: Are you out of your mind?!? She makes Rosie O'Donnell look like Megan Fox!!
Dude 1: It's all good, just got to double paper bag it!!

by TheNotoriousKEV March 8, 2010