Pachelbel Canon 

Every cellist's worst nightmare.

Conductor: We're playing Pachelbel Canon for the next concert.

Celli: OH GOD NO

Pachelbel Canon by OperatorRamirez February 9, 2019

Pachelbel's Extreme Irritation 

Another name for the Canon in D, thusly called for being outrageously played out, and because of all the people who call it their favorite classical piece because it's the only one they know. Used especially among cellists.

Not ANOTHER request for Pachelbel's Extreme Irritation! If we have to play it one more time I'm going to gauge my eye out with this bow I hold in my hand.

Pachelbel's Extreme Irritation by Gigglygoo January 6, 2010

pachelle 

The Whamming queen. She has the FATEST OF PUSSIES IN ALL OF THE LAND. She is a person who is always down to beat a butch if needed. She will always have ur back through thick and thicker. If you cross she will eat the fuck out your knee caps.

Person 1: Pachelle why are you acting crazy?

Person2: Don't do that before she calls you a pussy whore.

pachelle by QuinQuin69 November 22, 2020