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Used to mock someone or something behind their back. Pronounced in a half-whispered, warbling voice and lasts for roughly 2 seconds. Usually used in response to a story about someones dim-witted antics. Sometimes followed by 'Imagine if he died!' or various insults. It is also often used by pretentious indie kids who think that bands who make money are highly uncool. Paaah is never said to the object of mockery's face, only behind their back.
1.
John: "Hey did you here what Alfstaz did? He ate a candle because he thought it was made of honey!"

Jim: "Paaah imagine if he died!"

2.
John: "Look at James! He's wearing an Arctic Monkeys T-Shirt!"

Jim: "Didn't they have the highest selling British debut album of all time and have tow consecutive number one singles?"

John: "Yep"

Jim: "Paaah what a fucking twat!"
Paaah by Phaidan October 22, 2006
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Päääh 

Kind of like "wow", only it's always meant positively.
Person A: Yo bro check out this song!
*music playing*
Person B: Päääh.
Päääh by HakFather October 29, 2022
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when a pokemon uses an attack that has a chance of paralyzing you, and paralyzes you every time he/she uses it.
I was battling an electrode who kept on using spark and was parahaxing me!
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When you laugh but your lips are kind of together so whenever you laugh it comes out with a "p" sound first, and then you continue with the rest of your "haha" so therefore, its p-hahaha.
person1-
"man that was funny."

person2-
"pahaha"
pahaha by Alyssa, =] January 26, 2008

Parah Salin 

The inverse of vice-presidential candidates name, Sarah Palin strangely enough becomes "para sailing".
"To get to Russia, Sarah Palin goes Parah Salin".
Parah Salin by phillip n July 8, 2009

chuck palahniuk 

A most amazingly talented author. Known most for his bizarre book topics , as well as for writing the book Fight Club, which became a very successful movie.
Other books include: Lullaby, Rant, Survivor, Invisible Monsters, Snuff and many more.
What are you reading?

Chuck... uh.. p a l ... chuck palahniuk?!
I'm reading Chuck! He is amazing!

Let me read some Chuck too!
chuck palahniuk by saraahcreek November 5, 2008
Chuck Palahniuk.The most amazing author alive. Wrote the amazing books fight club, survivor, lullaby, invisible monsters, diary, and choke. Kicks ass. I want to marry him.
When someone says something really deep yet really sarcastic, something that expresses dry humor you might say..."that was so Palahniuk."
Palahniuk by Yes, that's me April 1, 2005
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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