Paaah

Used to mock someone or something behind their back. Pronounced in a half-whispered, warbling voice and lasts for roughly 2 seconds. Usually used in response to a story about someones dim-witted antics. Sometimes followed by 'Imagine if he died!' or various insults. It is also often used by pretentious indie kids who think that bands who make money are highly uncool. Paaah is never said to the object of mockery's face, only behind their back.

1.
John: "Hey did you here what Alfstaz did? He ate a candle because he thought it was made of honey!"

Jim: "Paaah imagine if he died!"

2.
John: "Look at James! He's wearing an Arctic Monkeys T-Shirt!"

Jim: "Didn't they have the highest selling British debut album of all time and have tow consecutive number one singles?"

John: "Yep"

Jim: "Paaah what a fucking twat!"

by Phaidan October 22, 2006

Päääh

Kind of like "wow", only it's always meant positively.

Person A: Yo bro check out this song!
*music playing*
Person B: Päääh.

by HakFather October 29, 2022

parahax

when a pokemon uses an attack that has a chance of paralyzing you, and paralyzes you every time he/she uses it.

I was battling an electrode who kept on using spark and was parahaxing me!

by omg1337hax0r October 19, 2009

pahaha

When you laugh but your lips are kind of together so whenever you laugh it comes out with a "p" sound first, and then you continue with the rest of your "haha" so therefore, its p-hahaha.

person1-
"man that was funny."

person2-
"pahaha"

by Alyssa, =] January 26, 2008

Parah Salin

The inverse of vice-presidential candidates name, Sarah Palin strangely enough becomes "para sailing".

"To get to Russia, Sarah Palin goes Parah Salin".

by phillip n July 8, 2009

chuck palahniuk

A most amazingly talented author. Known most for his bizarre book topics , as well as for writing the book Fight Club, which became a very successful movie.
Other books include: Lullaby, Rant, Survivor, Invisible Monsters, Snuff and many more.

What are you reading?

Chuck... uh.. p a l ... chuck palahniuk?!
I'm reading Chuck! He is amazing!

Let me read some Chuck too!

by saraahcreek November 5, 2008

Palahniuk

Chuck Palahniuk.The most amazing author alive. Wrote the amazing books fight club, survivor, lullaby, invisible monsters, diary, and choke. Kicks ass. I want to marry him.

When someone says something really deep yet really sarcastic, something that expresses dry humor you might say..."that was so Palahniuk."

by Yes, that's me April 1, 2005