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Someone who is a poser at PWNing people. In other words, they say they pwn people, for example noobs, but really dont.
PWNser says: Awww yeah dawg this morning i PWN'd some serious noobage on world of warcraft.
Real PWNer comes along: Dude you've never even played that game you PWNser
PWNser by Kim4448 January 5, 2008
Words you can keep
The state of which something, or someone, is pwned. See pwn, pwning pwns, and pwnage.
Haha, I beat you!! Total pwnership!!!!
pwnership by Bob882 September 30, 2004
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pwntergeist 

Pwn-ter-geist
A spirit or untouchable/unseen player that manifests themself in the form of pwning, own or destroy there opponents quickly in pvp or verbal assaults.
1) Man... that guy is such a pwntergeist, I could hardly touch him in combat!

2) WTF!!! That guy killed me and I never even saw him, hes such a eff'in pwntergeist.
pwntergeist by [LaZy] Nation July 2, 2007

Boner Pwner 

An absolutely hideous chick that can soften even the hardest of boners upon sight.
Person A: So how did your blind date go?

Person B: I was really excited going into it, but I came out traumatized, she was a total Boner Pwner.

Person A: Yikes...
Boner Pwner by Max Headroom II October 12, 2010

pwner boner 

An erection caused by the act of pwning n00bs
OMG I'm pwning too much, I just got a pwner boner
pwner boner by Westicle July 20, 2008

pwnterbate 

When a leet loves a woman who doesn't love him, he pwnterbates instead. Sometimes outside in her bushes.
Vince pwnterbated until it was raw and bloody.
pwnterbate by Oley January 5, 2005
A person who pwns people at something.
There is no true pwnerer,one may be close to the title but to truly pwn,one must pwn at all games. And when you meet him/her, you will only know him/her as
"The Pwnerer"

"A true pwnerer pwns at all games"
He/She is The Pwnerer of n00bs around the world.
pwnerer by Jon April 25, 2005
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Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

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