A modern version of "Take this job and shove it!!". A perpetrater gets utterly fed up with his or her job and quits in a spectacular style.
Flight attendant Steve: These passengers are barbaric, I can't take it anymore!
Flight attendant Sarah: What are you going to do?
Flight attendant Steve: I'm outta here. I'm going to grab two beers, POP A SLIDE, and run off across the taxiway.
Flight attendant Sarah: Nice.
Flight attendant Sarah: What are you going to do?
Flight attendant Steve: I'm outta here. I'm going to grab two beers, POP A SLIDE, and run off across the taxiway.
Flight attendant Sarah: Nice.
by Duderston August 12, 2010
A quick exit out of an awful situation. Name received from Steven Slater, a Jetblue flight attendant who, after being abused by a passenger, berated her over the PA system, took two beers, activated the inflatable slide, and exited the plane.
by saxyman317 December 24, 2010
To quit a job in dramatic fashion. Named after the flight attendant who got fed up, stole two beers, and popped the emergency slide.
Mike: Did you hear about David? He got so fed up at work that he punched his boss in the face and quit!
Bob: Wow, he really did take two beers and pop the slide.
Bob: Wow, he really did take two beers and pop the slide.
by ShadowStorm64 August 28, 2010