pooh dick

The result of penetrating a dirty butthole. It is always good ettiquite to enema yourself before engaging in anal sex.

I was plugging Roger up the ass, and caught a wiff of crap. I looked down and to my dismay, a nasty case of pooh dick.

by Topher30 December 7, 2006

Pooh dick

When the only good thing about a particular guy is his dick game.

"I'm just saying he's not good for you"
"Yeah, I know. But THAT POOH DICK THOOO"

by Its Delilah Yoo December 30, 2021