pongwong Share definition Flag A way to say penguin that really isn't used unless you're drunk. Kitten: DEAR HITLER, I AIN'T NO PONGWONG. DUN SENZ MI 2 DA GASH CHAMBERZ!~ pongwong by datfatguyuno May 2, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the pongwong mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch