PICTA

Pussy Is Close To Ass Syndrome. A disease which causes the vaginal opening of a woman to be closer to her butthole than where it should be. May inflict pain upon the guy attempting to tame the PICTA.

My dick is all sore from fucking that PICTA all night. I had to hit that shit from all these weird angles.

by Madd Sleek April 25, 2009

face pica

When a girl substitutes fellatio for coitus, it is sometimes called "getting some face pica."

I was disappointed when Cindy wouldn't bang me, until she gave me some expert face pica. Now I'm good to go.

by running out of patience January 31, 2009

penile picasso

One who is incredibly gifted in the handling of either their own or someone else's penis.

"As Michaelangelo worked with clay, and DaVinci with oil, Beth is a true artist with the cock. She my friend, is a penile picasso."

by theunknownone September 25, 2005

Picantéd

Dying in your speedrun because you looked at chat.

That run was going to wr but then I Picantéd myself.

by pacoot February 19, 2020

Penrith Picasso

Embarrassing vomit on Public Transport. Usually into a bag as to not draw attention

Wow, check out Adam...Just did the Penrith Picasso.
At least he has a plastic bag.

by chesterzoe March 23, 2010

picard

Out of the whole Star Trek series; He is the most wise, intellegent, and fair of all the Captains. He always listens to his senior officers' oppinions, and considers their information in his decisions. He is my ideal of an accomplished, and respectable man. His character is one of my role-models I live by.

No. 1 and Picard make a great team. The Enterprise has never had a better captain.

by ThE Sa-X July 22, 2006

Pactaku

A sexy person with a long shlong and is funny

Omg look it’s Pactaku he’s so hot

by Pog log dog March 29, 2021