phearl

A fake pearl. Cubic zirconia is to diamond, as PHEARL is to pearl.

Q: Yo fool, wad you buy your b#@*!es fo Valentine's Day?
A: I bought my Mama a benz. I bought my Booboo a jag. And I gotz my baby's mama a string of PHEARLS.

by N Molinari April 28, 2008