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PARKOUR PARKOUR 

A term said by many (usually idiots) when they see a person practicing parkour, or when they themselves execute a maneuver that could, theoretically, be utilized in parkour. One possible origin is an episode of The Office in which certain characters decide to create a video of themselves attempting to do parkour. at one point, one of them exclaims "HARDCORE PARKOUR" just before attempting a complicated movement. It is not certain if those who use the term are making fun of it, or are, in fact, impressed. (the former is the more widely believed.)
NOTE: avoid using this term at all costs, because the people practicing will give you a disgusted look and go somewhere else; it's a big red flag saying "I'm a douchebag!"
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Doomfist Parkour 

A overwatch workshop custom game where you jump from diffrent places to complete a level.
person 1: you ever played Overwatch custom games?
person 2: yes i play doomfist parkour a lot!
Doomfist Parkour by Ymir188 September 24, 2020

Hardcore Parkour 

attempting to do parkour but really just randomly jumping over stuff. Derived from a "Office" skit in season 6 episode 1.
The Office "Parkour in the Office"
"Hardcore parkour!" (jumps over chair)
Hardcore Parkour by adchan July 5, 2011

Parkour Vision 

A perspective on the world inspired by the art of movement, parkour. After training Parkour for a time, traceurs begin to see the obstacles of the world as opportunities. Instead of seeing a railing and a wall, they see a vault and a wallpass. Eventually this “Parkour Vision” can effect other portions of a traceurs life, and they begin to see other obstacles as opportunities. It is being creative and truly adapting to the environment and the ability to see unique and efficient movement opportunities in the environment. In a sense it can become Parkour ADD.
As the traceur walked through the city he could not ignore his Parkour Vision, as it was too over powering to disregard.
Parkour Vision by greg@bc_parkour November 29, 2009

app parkour 

When you’re manic af and jump from app to app on your phone like you’re Spiderman
I burned 0 calories today doing app parkour! Sick
app parkour by Sickomonster December 23, 2020

Doomfist Parkour 

A Overwatch workshop mode. There is multiple diffrent maps for it and you can even do it yourself if you find use the Doomfist creator parkour made by Hax.

Doomfist Parkour Map Editor HAVVX

Play Template KNEAT

Convert Map Data from other Frameworks 2R00R.

There is also multiple Discord servers with people who play it and also codes.

There is also a spreadsheet you can look up and find most of the codes.
Player 1: Have you played Doomfist parkour?
Player 2: Yes i have. im even in the overwatch parkour discord server
Player 1: Me too. Im in the Doomfist parkour server also.
Player 2: I didn't know there was one. i gotta check that out.
Doomfist Parkour by Ymir188 September 9, 2020

Quicky Parkour 

The sport in which one does a forward roll onto a bed and claims them to be triple back-flips, Quicky Parkour also involves jumping off curbs, jumping down up to one step, climbing up curbs and is one of the most extreme sports known to man. Once finished in doing Quicky Parkour the phrase 'QUICKEEEH PARKOUR' is shouted.
Person 1: Woah, I just saw that guy jumpig off a curb
Person 2: That must be Quicky Parkour
Quicky Parkour by Username543211 September 16, 2010