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P.E. coach

A douchedick that is 60lbs over weight yet still has you run a mile a day and climb a rope which, I'm pretty sure, isn't even strong enough to hold his fatass. Yet he makes you run faster and harder to make you lose weight and to stay healthy, while he sits in a chair on the side timing you and drinking a diet soda.
"My P.E. coach had me run 3 miles today in 2nd hr"
P.E. coach by Imkool136 April 4, 2015
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P.E. Coach

He will make you do bear crawls and the pacer test.
P.E. Coach by Yeet Skadit December 3, 2018

Female PE coach 

A PE coach who thinks they're all that and believes all students love them when in reality nobody likes her and they all think she's a weirdo. She's also sexist and thinks it's cool, basically an adult pick me girl... Grow up.
Person 1: Why is she making sexist jokes and laughing with the boys, thats a grown woman :o
Person 2: HAHAHAHA THATS A FEMALE PE COACH

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008