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Pøllet

Når prollet ikke helt er godt nok. Pøllet er prollet med ekstra stadionpølse og flad fadøl. Helt knast og tarveligt.
"Lad os tage på Søpalvillionen iaften! Det blir for vildt!"
"Er du helt knast? Søpalvillionen er jo super pøllet!"
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Palletized

Palletized

Best way to define this multi-use term is by looking at some everyday examples:

"You've been palletized!" (see: fucked, scammed, ripped-off and the like)

"Palletize this, bitch!" (expression commonly performed in public whilst grabbing one's crotch as a taunting or provoking remark to someone else)

"Dude, I'm so palletized right now..." (see: stoned, completely drunk, utterly screwed, etc)

"Did you hear, that poor boy was palletized by a gang of thugs the other night!" (see: raped, killed and/or pillaged)

"Resistance is futile. Prepare to be palletized." (see: prepare to be assimilated)

"I think we're all a little palletized right now, so we just need to chill out." (as in a heated situation or argument full of tension, anger, and/or emotional turbulence; see: anger management, stressing out)

"Man, you're seriously palletized!" (see: crazy, insane, utterly screwed, etc)

"Yessir, your bike will be fully palletized once loaded onto the trailer." (when shipping motorcycles; better, easier and cheaper than crating your bike!)

"Jesus was palletized to the cross." (see: crucifixion)

Need more examples? Here's some more:
"You are now officially palletized, my son." (see: circumcised, castrated and/or becoming initiated into a fraternity)

"Dammit, my computer got palletized again!" (see: computer freezing)

"Yeah, my mom had an accident: she fell down the stairs when she got home after being ran over by a bus on her way to the groceries. Now she's palletized at the hospital." (see: hospitalized or being sedated or under coma)

"INITIATE PALLETIZATION SEQUENCE." (robo-computer command to render target immobile or otherwise obliterated to smithereens)

"Oh yes, baby, palletize me harder!" (see: sexual intercourse, penetration, BDSM)

"All your pallets are belong to us. You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha." (popular line from the 1991 video game Zero Wing)

"Son, you are palletized for a week! Go to your room now and stay there!" (see: grounded, chastised)

"A man was palletized to death in Saudi Arabia." (see: stoning to death or similar form of execution and/or torture)

"My daughter is no longer a virgin. She's been palletized." (see: losing your virginity and/or getting pregnant)
by Unicorns R For Pussies September 7, 2013
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mad pellets

a phrase started in North Texas not too long ago that is often substituted for words such as "cool", "tight", or "dope". There is no actual meaning behind the phrase "mad pellets", but it's fun to say.
Jason: Bro, did you see that dunk last night?
Theo: Yeah, LeBron James is mad pellets.

Mustafa: That new Soulja Boy album was mad pellets!!
Socrates: Not really... it's Soulja Boy.
by elcerebro June 30, 2010
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pallet

A compilation of sheets or blankets placed on the floor for sleeping on. Mainly used in the southern states.
My grandma always made us a pallet to sleep on when we came to visit.
by Tangelina March 6, 2007
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Palletshipping

One of the couples in Pokemon. Shigeru/Gary and Satoshi/Ash are together, this couple is also called Shishi or ShigeSato.
In America's Pokemon, (dubbed) there are hints for Pokeshipping, (Kasumi/Misty and Satoshi/Ash) but in Japanese version, there are hints for Palletshipping. There aren't much people who likes Palletshipping in America, but there are alot in Japan.
One of the mangas of Pokemon, it says that Ash is gay and likes Shigeru.
In Japan, Palletshipping used to be a big hit, 11 years ago, (Wow.) when Pokemon anime first came out.
by WanBlueTenshi December 9, 2008
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Geezer Pellet

The little bit of doody a senior citizen leaves on the toilet seat after they leave the bathroom.
Yuck...when I went into the bathroom I noticed Grandpa left a geezer pellet on the toilet seat.
by Wyldfox March 14, 2009
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pellet gun

A rifle or pistol that shoot pellets, lead or alloy, at high velocities using compressed air. There are multiple types of pellet rifles such as break-barrel, which uses a spring, PCP, which uses compressed air, and CO2, which uses a compressed CO2 cartridge. Pellet guns, or pellet rifles, are used mainly for plinking or small game hunting, and the two main calibers are .177 and .22. In some states, pellet rifles are not allowed.
I bought a pellet gun at the Sporting Goods store today.
by Pseudo-rabbit March 27, 2014
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